A joke overheard from the Junior champ for the day - "Where there is a will there is a relative"
A player from further north asked Peter Pan to turn over his scorecard "because if I see it I will remember it." Oh, that the rest of us would be so blessed!
Another announcement from Olive: "Everyone should be sitting down - that includes you Vanassa"
An old Dargaville proverb - "He who stands up during match drinks loses seat”
In handing out the tablets, our esteemed Director told the assembly to be sure that they were playing the right boards and entering the right boards into the tablet. An announcement cruelly directed at Wendy!
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