Heard at the Club

Is it a deodorant problem?  Staring at three empty seats on the last round of the evening, Wendy calls out "Any chance of a partner and some opposition?" Dashing back to his seat her partner pleads "I was doing the dishes"  to laughter from the room.

“You jilted me when you agreed to play with ’that surfer’ for May wailed Wendy”, but will the jiltor become the jilted if Wendy thrashes him with her new partner? Tune in next month for the answer.